Mistaken Identity

The swollen belly. The frown. The buggy eyes. The stick thin legs and absence of shoes. And some sort of neck issue. This sure was a skilled portrait of me, I thought.

Then I felt a certain amount of relief when Bosco clarified that this was NOT a picture of me, but instead a pirate with earrings and a bag of treasure. Good, good. Otherwise we would have had to address the baldness issue.